Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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