i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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