also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We are all done wearing pants today
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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