Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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