like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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