Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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