walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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