Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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