I don't think brook has ever known best
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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