he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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