Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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