3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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