I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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