Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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