sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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