She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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