Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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