Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Randomize