none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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