Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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