This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
