I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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