Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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