So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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