yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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