i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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