Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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