well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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