I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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