that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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