Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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