I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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