We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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