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I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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