i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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