Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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