can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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