I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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