Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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