you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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