it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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