I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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