New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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