did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Come see our sink grown plant.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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