Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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