We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
