Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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