It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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