Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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