Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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