Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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