i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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