HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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