if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
third nipple confirmed
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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