just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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