My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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